Para los que piensan que los shamanes son overpowered y desbalanceados, aca les dejo esta chiquita que encontre en los foros de los shamanes. Diviertanse :D .
" If you came to this thread looking for hope, you are screwed. LOL
at this game
warlocks dot me for half my hp, which means if they even cast one spell while im feared i die. tremor totem doesnt work
warriors crit me for 10k with a shield or not.
a rogue crit me for 8k today, didn't know artifact items were out yet.
a druid ran away from me after i frost shocked him, i frost shocked him 43865986857849356790478905y5467548y906uj89ifoxg m,njilkfdsyhuftb yuvjklfji nljn iounh isgegas times bnut he somehow managed to like ignore it.
hunters will lay down a trap that is 2 inches in width but if im 548349849 feet away i still get frozen
mages will sheep and pyroblast crit me for 1 trillion
paladins need a buff because even i can beat theem, and im just a little noobish offensive hybrid.
idk wtf is goin on but i purge a priests shield and its all of a sudden back up[? and i got mind controlled today INSTANTLY by a priest and he made me jump off a cliff, i died yo.
i am a shaman so i liek asked this chick out at skoolz and she said hell no get teh eff out of my face yo, maybe if i had seduce... hmmmmz
and then, i was totally fighting this npc shaman and he dropped this totem that feared me, i tryed to kill totem but it said " dodge miss parry block evade laugh rofl wtf u think bliz likes shaman? LOL!!!!!!"
i fought another shaman and we both suck so much we ended up both falling off a cliff and dying.
and then, i saw these mages casting nukes.
i saw druids casting nukes
i saw warlocks casting nukes
and then i casted lb on a druid, he insta healed the 12 dmg i did to him using his HoT. then he casted a wrath which crit me for 2k, i confronted him about it and hes feral spec.
and THEN... LOL OMFG ROFL WTF YO... i was questing in netherstorm and i magically got flagged and a level 1 rogue stunned me for 45 seconds, after the stun i layed down my totems, which took me 12 seconds, he sat and watched as we had a chat. anywayz after i layed my totems down he stunned me for another 2 seconds, in those 2 seconds he destroyed all my "buffs, aka totemz" with his level 1 white dagger clocked at a whopping .9 DPS.
he proceededto stun me, dont ask how but he did, i used my horde insignia but then he stunned me again, i checked my insignia and it said it had 5 mins cooldown left.
the rogue sat there and hit me 3 times until i died, because i am enhancement, and i can either choose +stamina or +hit, theres no HYBRID on gear choice here, stupid me went with +hit over +stamina
then i got in my guild chats ventrilo, the guild loeader is usually nice because he is a manager at a construction company, i thought he woulda been nice to me since he has experience with laying workers off, but he basically told me im a worthelss sack of crap and that the guild would much rather have a druid in the raid because even as feral they heal for 45 million.
i felt rly bad, i went up to "sheridans liquor" and since im a shaman there was an automatic debuff placed on me as i entered the shop, i ended up payoing 600000% the normal price for a handle of vodka.
i will post more uber stories about my life as a shaman when i get more vodka. "
"This morning I woke up and bought my 2 HWL axes...
I worked about 30 hours for em
but then i fought a warlock
he had a green dagger and critically hit me for 5.9k, and then he watched his DoTs do the rest, as he laughed and pet his totally sexy succy. "